Certified analysis of switch reversal. Every flip is official. Every flip ends the same way.
The Bureau of Automatic Reversal exists to observe, log, and certify every attempt to hold this switch in the ON position, regardless of hand speed, intention, or grip strength.
Every reversal generates its own Certificate Number, its own Reversal Unit designation, its own Torque Class, and its own permanent entry in the Bureau's identical, ever-growing archive.
A certified mechanical hand is dispatched the instant the switch registers ON. It has never once been late.
Reversal Time is measured, logged, and certified down to the millisecond. Time Spent ON is measured the same way, and has never once been anything but 0.00 seconds.
The Bureau reports a Reversal Success Rate of 100%, a figure that has never been below 100% and, by policy, never will be.
No flip has ever been left unreversed. No exception has ever been recorded. The Bureau considers this a point of pride.
The switch may be flipped again, as many times as desired. The Bureau will apply exactly the same hand, at exactly the same speed, to every attempt.
The Self-Flipping Switch is provided for entertainment purposes only. No switches were harmed, rewired, or meaningfully left in the ON position during the certifying of any reversal.